Hooked on Graphite

I needed to come to a downloading computer to get some image help with a new cartoon. I like this idea. I can use my own life more. I'll post it in my We're All Dying blog. I've been doing some new recordings too. I'll post them later. I'm making a video of me posting this blog in the store, so they better not try anything funny.
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About ESP

May 9/2017: More details added to paragraph two of this post. I'd like to know why my ESP connection to my work and image makes me a witch. I thought stars had ESP. Isn't that what NBC was telling us ten years ago on Dateline as they were preparing to stuff their next three years of programming with my work? Have you read my poem Happy Easter 2017? It's a sincere expression of gratitude for the charity of those nuns and workers. I find it moving, myself. It touches my heart. And what would you call a person who would steal it and use it to get into your pockets? I would call such a person a witch. NBC committed a crime very similar to that except on a scale that might cost us all our souls. And who wants to call me a witch now, NBC? Am I a star? Well, I hope I'm not tooting my own horn too much by suggesting it. It seemed like someone snapped my photo on the way to the library this evening. Maybe she wants to use it to slay this new foolish lie about me being in jail when I'm not. Or maybe she just thought it might be valuable at some future point. But I wouldn't want to end up like that web star who went on Dateline to tell everyone how he knew he was going to be big. He hung himself in 2009. I didn't watch the show but I know all about it. He should have answered those questions more carefully. He came across as arrogant and made the women nervous by declaring that they wanted him in bed. He said my song sucked and in all objectivity my song is much more musical than his song. And he sneered too much as he was playing. I always smile when I sing because my music makes me happy. Sometimes I almost break out laughing from my lyrics, as was the case when I lip-synched that line about grandiosity for my YouTube video of Tinsel Heaven. Anyway, I would never do a TV interview without first being picked up by a major label. Then the media have to be nice to you even when they hate you. Now, to the young woman who said after my previous post, what the fuck, I made that for you, are you referring to that web cartoon of Bart and Stuie? I'm so sorry if I misunderstood it. I hope I didn't hurt you. I'm afraid I suffer a very unpleasant reaction to seeing those cartoon characters now. I doubt I'll ever watch either of those shows again. And is that song hacked? Which song? Who hacked it? Why am I hearing about it? What can I do about it except mention this cryptic remark, which came to me about an hour and a half ago, in this statement? I certainly don't have time to Google search all of my two hundred and twenty songs to find out which song is being abused. Is it Easy again? Boy, that song sure makes its rounds with all the dirty fraud bands, eh? That's because it is easy to play and they're not very good musicians. I was also confused to hear that now they know I'm guilty. Guilty of what? Guilty of not being able to see my views and comments so that I can properly defend myself against backstabbing lies? Why do they need me to be guilty when I'm innocent? I guess it's for the same reason they need you to think frauds are stars when they have ESP and victims of fraud are witches when they have ESP. However these messages are coming to me, they often disappoint me, such as when I heard the familiar voice of a young woman tell me yesterday that I gave her herpes when I never have sex. I think not having sex for so long and being unable to have it until I am secure with my career is bad enough without being falsely accused of having VD through the ordeal. That really upset me. And you know, I lie awake at night in my room and I can smell sex at three o'clock in the morning. It's either that or minestrone soup. So I think this lie about me having herpes is really brutal to heap on top of that.
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A Failed Experiment

I have erased my Posterior Reflections post in which I proposed a way for people to glean entertainment from whatever remained of the comedy shows that stole mountains of my content between the years 2007 and 2010. I have the 2009 box set of the Simpsons and I look forward to posting that old script I wrote for a Simpsons Halloween special whenever I get another monitor that can play DVD's. I can't afford one now because people like Matt Groening are such bums. If you read that post carefully, you would have seen that I only posted it as an experiment. I said that I would let you know if it succeeded or failed. Now I must tell you that it failed. I guess I'm a little too nice for my own good sometimes, as one who owns so much work that is coveted by the most vicious predators who ever walked the face of the earth. I'm a forgiving soul and I want to love my enemies, but it just isn't practical in my case. This morning I shared the kitchen with two other people from my house and I joked that I drank enough coffee to turn me into a Mexican jumping bean, careful to credit the Flintstones for the source of my humor. One of my room mates thought it would be funny to add that he liked the Simpsons episode about Homer eating chili peppers. I told him that it was a funny script and that they must have stolen it from some other author besides myself. And then I went back to my room extremely hurt. I thought of how I might not have to cope with shared accommodation at all if Matt Groening wasn't such a bum. What seasons did they tell you they stole from me? They stole their 2007-2010 seasons from me. After that they were limited to their own pens because I had a large presence on television that forced them to leave my comedy alone. So what did they produce from 2010 to 2013 when they were finally cancelled and their friend Seth MacFarlane got punched out in prison? That's what they write for themselves. The same is true of that other fraud cartoon, Family Guy. And I get chills down my spine from seeing Stuie and Bart in my recommended videos at YouTube. Stuie and Bart can go bumfuck each other in prison. Is this what passes for original content now, people's half assed copies of badly drawn cartoons? What a poverty of imagination. I take my inspiration from my own life because I live a very unique life with little or no outside influences on my content. I watch no TV. I don't browse the web. I don't listen to the radio. I just lie on my bed and think of my own experience to come up with original ideas - unless I'm parodying something I saw on a library DVD. Matt Groening doesn't live my life. Why was his name on my work? Seth Macfarlane doesn't live my life. Why was his name on my work? Thanks to them I've had to suffer the image of a hack for sharing some extremely original content. And haven't we reached an abyss with all these Simpsons and Family Guy imitators on the web? Why don't they know how to produce original work? The TV needs their Simpsons, eh? Yeah, it was the only laugh on twenty out of the hundred channels on TV for a long time. And who wrote those laughs? Does no one really care about that? I do. I think about that Simpsons episode where Homer wouldn't let Mister Burns buy Maggie's bear for all the money in the world and I just change the bear to a comedy script. But the people who all thought this was so nice wanted to sell me out to Mister Groening. Do you really have such high moral standards out there or do you just fancy yourselves that way? There's a pretty horrible truth to face around popular TV shows like the Simpsons and Saturday Night Live that committed so much fraud with my web posts. Whence did they get their first seventeen seasons? They seem to depend on outside content quite a lot for a show that everyone thought they wrote for themselves. And the drawing is quite poor on those cartoons. Stuie is ugly. Bart is ugly. If I would have created anything like that, I would have burned it and flushed it down the toilet before I showed it to anyone else. (The colors are well done, though) And what is the official policy with horrible truth? It appears that the more horrible it is, the more it is shunned. How will this rectify our situation? Will it not, rather, perpetuate it? I think people should laugh at the Simpsons instead of laughing with them. They do not laugh well, they are evil. Their creator is an evil bastard with mediocre drawing talent who the business probably only supported to make profitable stardom more accessible to non-artists. And I'm quite sure he went to prison along with the rest of those losers. All he has now is a big pile of fraud loot to impress you but that won't write his cartoons for him. The enemy of corporate television appears to be any outstanding talent who does not come running right away to them for a job. If such a talent raises the standard of quality expected by the public for things like music and comedy, they must destroy him and use his work to create the illusion of such talent among their own vicious fraud stars. After they pushed me off the web with their crime and bribe money, they used my good comedy to boost sales of their bad comedy and they used my good music to boost sales of their bad music. And this was profitable for them, at least initially, so they thought it was all right. I doubt I will live long enough to inadvertently rewrite all the material stolen from me by these monstrous comedy shows on television, but I am at least capable of producing new work of equal quality to make up for it. I will be compiling this in my We're All Dying blog over the next year or so. Yes, and I heard about how she had my hit. Who is she and which hit did she have? I could use a little more complete information on these bulletins since I am blinded here from being able to effectively defend against violations of my copyright and image by having no views and no comments on my web pages. And was I in jail again? No wonder that lawyer wanted to check my driver's licence before he would talk to me here. There's a lie that they just utter from habit now, having said it so many thousands of times over the last ten years. And then when I walk down the street here and get treated like a leper, they want to fault me for it. As for when I walk down the street here and am treated like the invisible man, well, how can you love me and the pricks who steal my best comedy and music at the same time? (April 26: In amendment to this last thought, there seem to be gatherings of smartly dressed people at the library entrance these days. They look like the kind of crowd who might appreciate my work. I don't know.)
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